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The Wonderful World of Amazon Spam (Part 7)
This is the newest installment in my continuing series on Amazon spams (which I'm a fan of; see here, here, here, here, here, here.) What follows is what I call a classical Amazon spam (as opposed to the run-of-the-mill Amazon spams that touts Kindle ...
Feb 15, 2012
6:35:40 PM
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The Wonderful World Of Amazon Spam (Part 6)
This is the newest installment in my continuing series on Amazon spams (which I'm a fan of; see here, here, here, here, here). Although I have been receiving Amazon spams all the time, their quality has been declining to the extend that I can't ...
Sep 2, 2010
7:49:51 AM
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That Was Blog Post 1024
I just noticed that the last post I made this morning was blog post number 1024. I have been planning to say something special on my 1024th blog since blog post 512. Something silly along the lines of 100000000002 posts in 2000000000010 milliseconds. ...
Jun 11, 2010
3:12:10 PM
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Hmmm...
... I wonder where I can find a text/html decoder? (Firefox showed this dialog box after a typical "A plugin for some media content on this page is not installed, would you like to search for a plugin?" dialog box.)
Nov 14, 2009
8:07:06 PM
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The Wonderful World Of Amazon Spam (Part 5)
This piece of Amazon spam (which I'm a fan of; see here, here, here, here ) came into my Inbox this morning: Maybe the time for Scala has finally come (my reluctance notwithstanding). It's one thing to hear bloggers and podcasters rambling on and ...
Sep 17, 2009
12:19:21 PM
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Friday Java Quiz: What Was The Programmer Thinking?
It's been a while since I last posted a blog entry here (or tweeted over there, for that matter). It mostly have to do with the new schedule I'm trying to maintain with a new client. I use to go to work at 8:45am and arrive at 9:00am. Now I start a ...
Aug 28, 2009
7:43:42 AM
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When The Fail Whale Fails To Show Up, Did It Fail To Fail?
This should really be a tweet. But I can't get on twitter right now. After logging in, I only see a blank page. When the Fail Whale fails to show up, did it fail to fail?
Aug 7, 2009
7:02:30 AM
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Apple Releases Java 6 for 32-bit Intel and the iPhone
(Via Twitter) Apple: We are pleased to announce the immediate availability of Java Update 7 (including JDK 1.4.2_30, JDK 1.5.0_22, and JDK 1.6.0_13) for OS X 10.3.5, OS X 10.4.3 and OS X 10.5.1 on 64-bit Intel and G5 platforms as well as 32-bit Intel ...
Apr 1, 2009
7:11:12 AM
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Nursery Rhyme Quiz: 点,点,点油眼,。。。
。。。油眼花, 七个碟子八个瓜, 。。。 问: 下一句是什么来着? Strict rules: No Googling!
Feb 4, 2009
7:00:34 AM
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Can They Do That?
I know the television networks like to make projections when only a few percentage of the votes are reported. But look at these screenshots I grabbed off of ABC and Fox News. Are you allowed to make projections with 0.0% of precincts reporting and each ...
Nov 4, 2008
7:23:54 PM
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Friday Java Quiz: Trivia Time
Q: How many methods does java.lang.Object have? How many of them are native? Q: How many interfaces does the java.lang package contain? How many of them are marker interfaces? Q: How many immediate subpackages are there under java? How many of them ...
Oct 17, 2008
10:05:53 AM
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Thursday Sanity Check: What Do You Hear
Listen carefully: Female voice: 1.5 or 6 Q: Did your mind go: "Java 5 or Java 6"? "1.5 or 1.6"? "1.5 or 6.0"? Q: 1.6 and 6 are really the same thing, right?
Oct 2, 2008
8:25:05 AM
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James Gosling: It Really Should Be JDK 7
Code To Joy's blogging about a James Gosling quote reminded me of another recent James Gosling quote that I've meant to blog but haven't. In an appearance on This Ain't Your Dad's Java, James Gosling is heard saying: James Gosling on 6u10 (at 5:00 ...
Sep 24, 2008
10:27:11 PM
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Quote Of The Day
Now that we have been awarded the contract, we have to do it.
Sep 18, 2008
10:51:43 AM
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Quote Of The Day
(Sometimes you get bad news, but sometimes you get the good.) All merged and checked in. I built with all the other CRs and the tests all ran successfully.
Aug 27, 2008
9:43:51 AM
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My Daughter Thinks This Is Funny
Proof yet again that Google knows, even if you misspelled my name!
Jun 3, 2008
5:08:21 PM
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The Wonderful World Of Amazon Spam (Part 4)
This is the forth installment in the Amazon spam series. (Previous installments: Part 1, Part 2, Part 3.) To celebrate the continued innovation and achievement of the Amazon inference engine, here's today's bonus quiz: Q: What is the general ...
May 22, 2008
9:29:56 AM
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Debian Humor: Perl
Take a look at the description of the "perl-base" package.
Apr 27, 2008
7:45:05 AM
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cd is from mars, ls is from venus
Enough people has posted their latest history meme results. It's time to draw some obvious conclusions: The top two spot in the listings usually belong to cd and ls The world is divided into two camps: The "cd" camp includes those who has more "cd"s ...
Apr 15, 2008
7:54:54 PM
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What's In Your History
yclog: Learned from KageSenshi that, there is a meme happening at the Fedora Planet, that is to execute this command:history | awk '{a[$2]++ } END{for(i in a){print a[i] " " i}}'|sort -rn|head WARNING: COPYING/PASTING AND EXECUTING A COMMAND LINE FROM ...
Apr 11, 2008
8:29:33 AM

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