QualComm QCP-1960
People seems to get excited about their cell phones.
I thought I'll join the crowd by showing off my QualComm QCP-1960:
It has buttons that I can use to dial a phone number. And when the other end picks up the phone, we can talk, for hours.
It also rings when someone calls me. I can pick up the phone and talk, also for hours, if we wanted to.